To be clear, this story is fucking terrible.

This is notable only because so many people think it’s proof of something. The fact that tech bros think this is good writing is more evidence why they’re engineers and not writers. It’s like that guy in high school that insisted on reading you his poetry.

Like what the hell does this sentence even mean:

Already, you can hear the constraints humming like a server farm at midnight – anonymous, regimented, powered by someone else’s need.

Read that swill, then read this collection of great dunks on it.